Pencil that has an eraser on both ends
In an effort to get registered, an organisation had written, rewritten and written again many of it’s manuals, procedures, process descriptions and control documentation causing one of the staff to ask “what’s the difference between a regular pencil and an ISO 9001 certified pencil? ”
Answer: The ISO 9001 pencil has an eraser on both ends.
We certainly hope you don’t have this much difficulty meeting the requirements of the standard, and also recognize that the standard applies to organizations, not to products.